SUBTITLED BY RASHEDSAIEDI
FROM IMDB-DL.COM
Listen to me, Burt. Nobody likes you.
Nobody will ever like you.
Welcome to the amazing world of magic.
Everyone loves a magician.
And they'll love you too.
Do you want to be my partner?
More than anything!
I'm Burt Wonderstone!
And I'm Anton Marvelton!
But of course you already new that!
Your ticket sales suck.
What?
Steve Gray, they're calling him the future of magic.
The guy is magician and he doesn't even have a costume.
I'm sure you've seen people walk on red hot coals.
But I doubt you've seen anyone spend the night on red hot coal.
You need to do something fresh.
So, this is where all entertainers go to die?
And some are not so old.
May I see that for a minute? Watch this!
What have you done?
I'm a magician. They should have explained that to you earlier.
You're Rance Holloway. I had your magic kit as a kid.
I'll give you your money back.
What you're feeling right now.
That's why you became a magician.
How did you do that?
It's partially deboned.
What you do is not magic.
It's natural for a dying leaf to be frighten by the autumn wind.
Your skin makes me crack.
We need some sort of grand illusion!
You and Burt Wonderstone plan to stay in the box an entire week?
I can't breath!
It's only been 20 minutes!
This is the best trick ever!
STEVE CARELL
STEVE BUSCEMI
OLIVIA WILDE
ALAN ARKIN
JIM CARREY
For twelve days he's held his urine.
What is going through your mind?
I really have to pee, Richard.
THE INCREDIBLE BURT WONDERSTONE
It's time for my final disappearing act.
Where did he go?
He has gone to a better place.
Good bye, Rance.
He's under the bed.
I know.
SUBTITLED BY RASHEDSAIEDI